1. dickspeak:

    acting cool around ur crush


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  2. xoangelo:



    This show was classic!


    3billon points to me for reblogging

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  4. "He still hasn’t wiped away all my tears yet. My cheeks get wet every now and then; even when I give my best."
    — Beautiful Eulogy (via myroyalsaviour)

  5. dangerhamster:




    I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

    Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing


    this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial

    I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall

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  7. rapewhistled:

    why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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  8. shaxaphone:

    cute things to call your girlfriend:

    1. sugar 
    2. honey 
    3. flour 
    4. egg 
    5. 1/2lb butter 
    6. stir 
    7. pour into pan 
    8. preheat to 375°

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  10. mydrunkkitchen:


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  12. momo-mochii:





    some more life hacks for ya’ll

    That pinky one…why couldnt they have showed me that at COLLEGE

    This reminds me of the time before life hacks showed us stuff like how to break into a house.

    Admit it, we would all lose the chapstick money

    or leave it in our pants and wash it with our laundry..

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  13. 4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

    1. Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
    2. Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
    3. Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
    4. Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
    5. Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
    6. Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
    7. Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

  14. lillipoppi:

    November 1st:


    December 1st:



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